Tuesday, May 11, 2010

5/10/10 was pretty good for a Monday.

--Big ups to the Bruins last night for not showing up on your home ice for a kinda important playoff game. The Flyers completely dominated in every facet of the game and even though Boucher went down, Michael Leighton luckily was sitting on the bench for the first time in 2 months, ready to finish the job. You have to feel bad for Boosh, who played his heart out for this team in the stretch run and so far in the playoffs. And unless he has cyborg legs quickly put in to replace his mangled human ones, I don't think we'll see Boosh back between the pipes this year.

So many guys came up huge for the good guys last night. Simon Gagne popped in two big goals to prove to everyone that he's back to as close to 100% as a guy coming back from a broken foot can get. His presence alone has solidified the forward lines that were in shambles the first 3 games of the series. Ville Leino played an unbelievable game last night as well. He was all over the ice and absolutely deserved every extra second Coach Lavvy gave him.

And that brings us to my 2010 Orange and Black arch nemesis: Scott Hartnell. I've dogged him all season, and quite frankly, he deserved it. Hell, we even played a drinking game during Flyers games... drink every time Hartnell falls (i know what you're thinking, "man those guys must've been drunk 24/7 playing that game." its true!) But he has stepped it up big time the last two games and proved he does still have a little Hartnell 09 in him. I don't know where he's been all year, but he must've been hanging out with Carmen Sandiego and finally those little gumshoes found him! He's moving up the CGC ladder!

--Dear Flyers, please don't suck it up on your home ice tomorrow. The Wachovia Center crowd should be berzerk, and you guys need to come out guns blazing and keep that sense of doubt in those yellows bastard's heads. Lets get to game 7 and try and make a little history!
Thanks, concerned Flyers Fan.

--Back on the Comcast Network (it took me a little time to find it too) the Phils started a mini road trip in Colorado, where it was a balmy 60 degrees... what no snow? Check the forecast shankapotomous.

Phils win! Phils win! Chooch continues his lumber tear. 4-5 with a Chooch bomb! Get him in the all-star game!

--Insert Tiger Woods joke here. I don't care they all are still funny. Go Phil!

--The end of the tv show "Lost" is quickly approaching. I've never watched a second of it, but I do have an idea for a spinoff, it'll be called "More Lost". The premise of the show will be me not watching the show "Lost". I think it might be as popular as the show "After Mash", but probably not as popular as the soon to be new show, "After Lopez Tonight" aka "The Conan O'Brien Show". Congrats TBS! I had no reason to watch TBS except whenever they showed the movie Con Air (which is almost every weekend), but now I have a reason to tune in!

-- A white male with a bigger ass than mine gets Stairs-Bombed!!!

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